The train network of America could be perfect if we just built trains to every city
I mean, that’s what we used to have, isn’t it? Before cars, people took the train everywhere, because they could go just about anywhere by train.
I want to go bigger, when I saw every town I mean every town
That and coal country are why I said the network wasn’t big enough
The Republicans in Congress, both the Senate and the House
Even with repubs out of the way, dems would fumble this real bad i feel. Like AOC would propose a great bill and then Joe Manchin would cry and shit himself until we agreed to make them all coal powered or some shit.
Then Kill Joe Manchin? I don’t see the ethical dilemma
Ok fair point. How are we doing this, bombs? Poison? Anvil dropped from above?
Method is irrelevant, only the results matter
Tying them to the tracks, surely? Poetic Justice and all that.
Ban Private Equity from any financial transactions related to homes and residential real estate. They’re ruining the market for home buyers (and sellers) and keeping rents artificially high nationwide in the USA.
Keep Hedge funds and Wall St out of housing. Or tax the fcuk out of them.
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket
Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too
not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence
You are granted a time machine and the ability to prevent one birth (or commit a murder up to you), don’t worry about the butterfly effect, we want the butterfly effect that’s part of the point. Your actions will prevent them from ever rising to prominence. No he’s not here, because it’d be too much of a sweep, pick your second choice if you’re wondering where he is
The thing that gets me about Looking For Jobs is that every hiring site has like miles of just saying words at you that you have to scroll through. Talking about teamwork career building opportunities goals. Talking about “our mission” & it’s a grocery store
I’m too autistic for this amount of extraneous social song & dance bullshit I just want to know if you’ll pay me or not
You’re a grocery store. We both know you’re a grocery store. Your mission is to sell groceries. You could give a fuck about peace and love on planet earth. I could give a fuck about you. I’m here because we live in hell. You know this. I know this. You know I know this. I don’t know what you’re paying though. Because this page is longer than it has any goddamn reason to be and you put that information right at the bottom. With an asterisk next to it
REWARDS: 91 Gold, 82 EXP, Quetzalcoatl of Fjord Vivisection
Distributing powerful beasts must explicitly require a quest of suitable magnitude and/or scale to the power of the recipient.
Nnggfff….
hey out of all the gimmick blogs that have reblogged this i want you to know this is the first one that has made me fantasize of a world where i never logged on again
loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s
Obsessed with this style of fantasy history and cannot emphasize enough that one of the most memorable candies of 1999 was this abomination of a movie tie-in
with reddit and twitter imploding, Tumblr Staff sees this as a golden opportunity to “sieze the moment” and roll out changes so awful that everyone here wishes it was a viable option to jump platforms
Staff stop making me reblog this every two weeks challenge
I’m adding this post to the pop up museum of transology that a thing I’m going to is creating because tbqh I wouldn’t be the agender woob I am today if I hadn’t conceptualised it as ‘none gender left femme’. So. Thanks Tumblr.
